I used TurboTax probably fifteen years. Then I skipped a year when I was here. Then I tried to file the next year and TurboTax wouldn’t let me. Then I forgot about it. Haven’t filed since. If I moved back to the States and was audited, I don’t know what they’d be asking me for. Receipts dating back to ’09? I was out of the country on a ten-year drunk! Sleeping in gutters! Faggots. Them and repo men. The real BHLs.
